A picture is worth a million zorkmids, or so I’ve been told.

Maybe if Blade Lord Ta’yak stopped reading his shounen manga for all of five minutes, he would have realized what a grievous error it was to send his lieutenants at us one by one instead of all at once.

For Sale: Troll corpse, used once.

Good job, team. I would post more about the kill, but I’m too “Lei Shi.”

Admin Note: Remove Zweibella’s posting privilege.

So sad that we gave you the boot. We tried to warn you, but, oh dear. Glad you don’t share our intellect, or else we’d all be derelict, as our healers you’d first consume.

And thus ended Zweibella’s parody career.

And I did not enjoy it. 0/10. Would not kiss again.

Congratulations to our 10-man for finishing off Terrace of Endless Spring. Overall it was a straight-forward instance without many of the usual twists and turns one would expect from a raid.

In a stunning turn of events, Amber-Shaper Un’sok was discovered dead in his house earlier this morning. Set’thik police report that his body was found covered in arrows, riddled with bullets, ripe with disease, bathed in the Light, and marked with bear bites and puncture wounds.  Found missing were a pair of boots, reported to be monstrous in size, and a unused token for a pair of shadowy leggings. His wife, Mrs. Un’sok, was unavailable for comment. He is survived by his wife and five children, all of whom are under investigation for aiding and abetting in the murder of Mr. Un’sok. He was preceded in death by some guy who lords over wind, a giant bug, another slightly smaller giant bug, and a sound engineer.

“Ranico, I have a confession to make. You see, I never really liked bugs,” said the hunter with a pet worm.

Elegon died last week, but some derpy officer who shall go unnamed (Zweibella), forgot to put up the picture. Great job folks!

Wednesday marked our first Heroic Warlord Zon’ozz kill! UR is now 6/8 in 25-man Heroic Dragonsoul! Congrats everyone! Now begins the task of taking down Heroic Spine of Deathwing.