For Sale: Troll corpse, used once.
On our last 25-man raid day of the year, Undying Resolution held a guild holiday party, full of presents, food, fun, and friends!
At the party, we presented our guild awards to several deserving members:
Most Improved Raider: Tyraxys/Phoxill
Our hunter turned to his paladin to aid in tanking.
A warlock with amazing multi-dot skills.
Most Helpful: Amowrath
For always being available to help out his friends. Amowrath was also promoted to the rank of crusader for his unending resolve to help out others in need.
General Excellence: Otoka
In the words of our raid leader: “Otoka is an amazing guy, a great member of the guild, and an above average raider.”
In a stunning turn of events, Amber-Shaper Un’sok was discovered dead in his house earlier this morning. Set’thik police report that his body was found covered in arrows, riddled with bullets, ripe with disease, bathed in the Light, and marked with bear bites and puncture wounds. Found missing were a pair of boots, reported to be monstrous in size, and a unused token for a pair of shadowy leggings. His wife, Mrs. Un’sok, was unavailable for comment. He is survived by his wife and five children, all of whom are under investigation for aiding and abetting in the murder of Mr. Un’sok. He was preceded in death by some guy who lords over wind, a giant bug, another slightly smaller giant bug, and a sound engineer.